Take this quiz to decide whether or not it's time to move out.
Have you recently experienced any of the following symptoms?: Loss of smell and taste; continuous cough; fever & other flu symptoms.
Have you been in contact with anyone who has tested positive to COVID-19 in the last 14 days?
Have you ever seen your housemate Jenna use any seasonings other than the occasional light pinch of salt when cooking?
Did your experience any of the following feelings when Jenna knocked on your door and announced “I made dinner for us”?: fear; dread; foreboding; distress; angst; unease.
Do you remember when you were both making food in the kitchen and Jenna picked up a clove of garlic and said: “What’s that”?
Has your housemate Jenna ever bitten into a blueberry muffin and said “Wow, that’s really got a kick to it”?
Can you attempt to discreetly reach the pepper grinder while Jenna looks down at her phone right now?
Result: Get Jenna a cooking book for her birthday next month and stay safe out there.
By Mallory Fanton