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Do you have COVID-19 symptoms, or is your housemate just a bland cook? A quiz.

Take this quiz to decide whether or not it's time to move out.

  • Have you recently experienced any of the following symptoms?: Loss of smell and taste; continuous cough; fever & other flu symptoms.

  • Have you been in contact with anyone who has tested positive to COVID-19 in the last 14 days?

  • Have you ever seen your housemate Jenna use any seasonings other than the occasional light pinch of salt when cooking?

  • Did your experience any of the following feelings when Jenna knocked on your door and announced “I made dinner for us”?: fear; dread; foreboding; distress; angst; unease.

  • Do you remember when you were both making food in the kitchen and Jenna picked up a clove of garlic and said: “What’s that”?

  • Has your housemate Jenna ever bitten into a blueberry muffin and said “Wow, that’s really got a kick to it”?

  • Can you attempt to discreetly reach the pepper grinder while Jenna looks down at her phone right now?

Result: Get Jenna a cooking book for her birthday next month and stay safe out there.

By Mallory Fanton

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