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BBC Plans to head off culture war, new content leaked
Monopoly Currency Collapses, Revolution Imminent
Man who speaks 3 languages and writes Python can't understand word 'consent'
'What about International Men's Day?', asks man who thinks 'chauvinism' is a dry white wine
Woman fired for ‘intimidating’ use of exclamation marks in email
Woman who gave Matt Hancock footjob in year 10 furious to not receive covid contract
Pedos, perverts and Portuguese holidaymakers - 10 years in the clink
GBP to be replaced with clapping as new form of currency
Only 90's Kids Will Remember: Who's Wuhan and What Is She Doing Now?
Trump banned from Pinterest for fascist mood board
New Tactic for UK Government: Flatten The Curve Along the Y Axis
Prime Minister receives points on license after embarrassing U-turn
Apple partners with UK Government to release new lockdown names
+16,000 UNO Card Played by Public Health England
Immigration Crisis: Home Office Proposes Floating Wall, Re-colonization Plan and Turbo Wave Machine
Freshers' Welcome Week Package: Condom, Pot-Noodle, Viral Load, PPE
COVID-19 Working Hours Reduced To 7AM - 10PM
Guidelines for the Covid-Conscious Commuter
New Study: US Leads in Dirty Buttholes and COVID Transmission
Women Delighted By Sunak's 'Eat Out To Help Out' Scheme
Disgraced Tooth Fairy Resigns Over Racism Allegations
Oliver Dowden’s Leisure Lifeline
WARNING: Government Warns Undiscerning Pub-Goers To Watch Their Standards
Tory Conference Highlights: Johnson Blames Simpsons Creator For “Failing To Warn” Him About COVID-19
Trump Switches Rest Of Tour To Cool, Indy Venues
Boris Johnson’s Opening Prologue To Parliament
Union Jack Joins the Mile-High Club
Government Moves To 'Laugh Out Loud' Phase of Lockdown
"Orange Lives Matter Too" Declares Trump
Lego and Hornby to deliver next phase of HS2
Leaked Documents Reveal PM's Plan To Give Every Child A Free Unicorn In Wake of Cummings Scandal
China’s Neighbours Ask: U Ok Bro?
'Incest Is Best', Boris Decrees As Mixed Household Sex Becomes Illegal
Trump's Latest: Time Travel To Cure Corona
Virus Fuels Inter-Species Power Grab
NOT-SO-BREAKING-NEWS: Trump's A Nonce
Pizza Express To Partner With Specsavers, Launching Summer Pop-Up Store In Barnard Castle
Catcall Industry Still Booming Despite Global Depression
Local Woman: "No Surrender" On Weekly Clapping
And When Scooby-Doo Lifted The Murderer's Mask, It Was White Supremacy All Along
NHS Rolls Out Mixed Reality Headsets For Medics That Miss The Sesh
‘Politicians Have Feelings Too’, Laments Cummings
Cummings Goes On Killing Spree, Stockpiles Heroin, Nuclear Bombs, And Is Granted Legal Immunity
UK Deploys Sniffer Dogs To Detect Fuckboy Virus
2020 Is What 2012 Tried So Hard To Be
France Calls For ‘Holiday At Home’ Amid Fears That Other Countries Are Better
Experts Shocked To Find That Poor People Are Poor
Luxury Tax Lifted as PM Urges Key Workers to Use Sanitary Pads as PPE
Bee Gees Release New Single: Stayin' Alert
Natural Selection Demands Furlough After Working Overtime At Anti-Lockdown Protest