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Local Woman: "No Surrender" On Weekly Clapping

And When Scooby-Doo Lifted The Murderer's Mask, It Was White Supremacy All Along

NHS Rolls Out Mixed Reality Headsets For Medics That Miss The Sesh

‘Politicians Have Feelings Too’, Laments Cummings

Girl Devastated by 'LMAO' Response From Boyfriend After Showing Him Her Marianne-inspired Fringe

Nudes for Heroes Banned Until Salons Re-open, Boris Announces

Cummings Goes On Killing Spree, Stockpiles Heroin, Nuclear Bombs, And Is Granted Legal Immunity

UK Deploys Sniffer Dogs To Detect Fuckboy Virus

2020 Is What 2012 Tried So Hard To Be

France Calls For ‘Holiday At Home’ Amid Fears That Other Countries Are Better

Study Finds I Am Immune To Coronavirus Cause I Already Have No Taste

Guidance: How To Wear And Make A Cloth Face Covering

The Secret Diary of a Virgin, aged 20 and ¾

Experts Shocked To Find That Poor People Are Poor

Luxury Tax Lifted as PM Urges Key Workers to Use Sanitary Pads as PPE

Bee Gees Release New Single: Stayin' Alert

Natural Selection Demands Furlough After Working Overtime At Anti-Lockdown Protest

Virtual Reality App Keeps Year Abroad Alive (Snapmaps)

Boris Reveals ‘Shape Of A Plan’, Student Submits ‘Outline Of A Dissertation’

10 Steps To Get Over Him

Is Bojo Giving you mixed Signals?

Government Announces Lockdown 2: Tokyo Drift

Baby It’s Not About You

Woman Donates 10 Inches Of Pubes To Little Princess Trust