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Woman fired for ‘intimidating’ use of exclamation marks in email

Woman who gave Matt Hancock footjob in year 10 furious to not receive covid contract

Pedos, perverts and Portuguese holidaymakers - 10 years in the clink

GBP to be replaced with clapping as new form of currency

Only 90's Kids Will Remember: Who's Wuhan and What Is She Doing Now?

Trump banned from Pinterest for fascist mood board

New Tactic for UK Government: Flatten The Curve Along the Y Axis

Prime Minister receives points on license after embarrassing U-turn

Apple partners with UK Government to release new lockdown names

+16,000 UNO Card Played by Public Health England

Immigration Crisis: Home Office Proposes Floating Wall, Re-colonization Plan and Turbo Wave Machine

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COVID-19 Working Hours Reduced To 7AM - 10PM

Guidelines for the Covid-Conscious Commuter

New Study: US Leads in Dirty Buttholes and COVID Transmission

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Disgraced Tooth Fairy Resigns Over Racism Allegations

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