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Trump banned from Pinterest for fascist mood board

New Tactic for UK Government: Flatten The Curve Along the Y Axis

Prime Minister receives points on license after embarrassing U-turn

Apple partners with UK Government to release new lockdown names

+16,000 UNO Card Played by Public Health England

Immigration Crisis: Home Office Proposes Floating Wall, Re-colonization Plan and Turbo Wave Machine

Freshers' Welcome Week Package: Condom, Pot-Noodle, Viral Load, PPE

COVID-19 Working Hours Reduced To 7AM - 10PM

Guidelines for the Covid-Conscious Commuter

New Study: US Leads in Dirty Buttholes and COVID Transmission

Women Delighted By Sunak's 'Eat Out To Help Out' Scheme

Disgraced Tooth Fairy Resigns Over Racism Allegations

Oliver Dowden’s Leisure Lifeline

WARNING: Government Warns Undiscerning Pub-Goers To Watch Their Standards

Tory Conference Highlights: Johnson Blames Simpsons Creator For “Failing To Warn” Him About COVID-19

Trump Switches Rest Of Tour To Cool, Indy Venues

Boris Johnson’s Opening Prologue To Parliament

Union Jack Joins the Mile-High Club

Government Moves To 'Laugh Out Loud' Phase of Lockdown

"Orange Lives Matter Too" Declares Trump