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We aim for pieces around the 300-500 word mark, but may accept articles with a lower word count dependent on their brilliance. We are a satirical publication and therefore look for pieces with a comedic edge that act as social commentary or reflect personal experience (usually related to our friend COVID-19). This is a guideline but not a requirement. Due to a high number of submissions, we are no longer responding to every submission - if you do not hear from us within one week, assume that your piece has been unsuccessful. If you would like to request feedback, please email