Quaranzine

Only 90's Kids Will Remember: Who's Wuhan and What Is She Doing Now?

The sexual tension between you and the wait to see who's in your breakout room is unparalleled

Why you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine

Trump banned from Pinterest for fascist mood board

New Tactic for UK Government: Flatten The Curve Along the Y Axis

Parks overrun as women return to promenading in hopes of finding love

Woman found inconsolable after seeing hinge 'most compatible'

Prime Minister receives points on license after embarrassing U-turn

Apple partners with UK Government to release new lockdown names

Introverts Quietly Alarmed at Prospect of Returning to Normality Sooner than Anticipated

Project March 2021 – Tips on Getting Through the Winter

+16,000 UNO Card Played by Public Health England

Immigration Crisis: Home Office Proposes Floating Wall, Re-colonization Plan and Turbo Wave Machine

A Life's Saga

Freshers' Welcome Week Package: Condom, Pot-Noodle, Viral Load, PPE

COVID-19 Working Hours Reduced To 7AM - 10PM

Guidelines for the Covid-Conscious Commuter

New Study: US Leads in Dirty Buttholes and COVID Transmission

Lockdown Loo

Moron Blasting Music Out Of Car Window Plays Acceptable Song

The Post-Quarantine Dinner Party

Sexless Spring

Women Delighted By Sunak's 'Eat Out To Help Out' Scheme

Disgraced Tooth Fairy Resigns Over Racism Allegations