Quaranzine

Project March 2021 – Tips on Getting Through the Winter

+16,000 UNO Card Played by Public Health England

Immigration Crisis: Home Office Proposes Floating Wall, Re-colonization Plan and Turbo Wave Machine

A Life's Saga

Freshers' Welcome Week Package: Condom, Pot-Noodle, Viral Load, PPE

COVID-19 Working Hours Reduced To 7AM - 10PM

Guidelines for the Covid-Conscious Commuter

New Study: US Leads in Dirty Buttholes and COVID Transmission

Lockdown Loo

Moron Blasting Music Out Of Car Window Plays Acceptable Song

The Post-Quarantine Dinner Party

Sexless Spring

Women Delighted By Sunak's 'Eat Out To Help Out' Scheme

Disgraced Tooth Fairy Resigns Over Racism Allegations

Broke Person's Guide To Butter

Oliver Dowden’s Leisure Lifeline

A Eulogy To The Mullet

The Future Of Freshers

Post-Quarantine Resolutions

WARNING: Government Warns Undiscerning Pub-Goers To Watch Their Standards

Tory Conference Highlights: Johnson Blames Simpsons Creator For “Failing To Warn” Him About COVID-19

Trump Switches Rest Of Tour To Cool, Indy Venues

Boris Johnson’s Opening Prologue To Parliament

Union Jack Joins the Mile-High Club