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10 self-love tips for girls who only got two hinge likes this morning

CONFIRMED: 2 people smirking at each other on Zoom definitely talking about you in a private chat

Do you have COVID-19 symptoms, or is your housemate just a bland cook? A quiz.

Pedos, perverts and Portuguese holidaymakers - 10 years in the clink

GBP to be replaced with clapping as new form of currency

Only 90's Kids Will Remember: Who's Wuhan and What Is She Doing Now?

The sexual tension between you and the wait to see who's in your breakout room is unparalleled

Why you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine

Trump banned from Pinterest for fascist mood board

New Tactic for UK Government: Flatten The Curve Along the Y Axis

Parks overrun as women return to promenading in hopes of finding love

Woman found inconsolable after seeing hinge 'most compatible'

Prime Minister receives points on license after embarrassing U-turn

Apple partners with UK Government to release new lockdown names

Introverts Quietly Alarmed at Prospect of Returning to Normality Sooner than Anticipated

Project March 2021 – Tips on Getting Through the Winter

+16,000 UNO Card Played by Public Health England

Immigration Crisis: Home Office Proposes Floating Wall, Re-colonization Plan and Turbo Wave Machine

A Life's Saga

Freshers' Welcome Week Package: Condom, Pot-Noodle, Viral Load, PPE

COVID-19 Working Hours Reduced To 7AM - 10PM

Guidelines for the Covid-Conscious Commuter

New Study: US Leads in Dirty Buttholes and COVID Transmission

Lockdown Loo